I read some blogs (like The Bloggess and Hyperbole and a Half and others) which are all hilarious and intelligent and thoughtful and just really freaking awesome and I'm thinking to myself, "Self, how the HELL are you going to write a blog that is even a smidge as great as those?" (smidge is totally a word...because I just made it up. Besides this is a conversation I'm having with myself I can use my made up words if I wanna)
So I thought, okay, I need a TOPIC. That's where people start, right?
Okay, what do I know stuff about?
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Um...
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I'm pretty good at ellipses...
And looking up the plural form of ellipsis...
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Nope, can't write a blog about that. Let's try again *reads more blogs* OH! Sometimes people do things and have lives that are INTERESTING and they write about THAT! I could be like my form of a mommy blogger or something!
Okay, what do I do that's interesting?
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Um....
*sweating*
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I GET NERVOUS IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS!
No, that's not interesting. That's just a sweaty ball of crazy in the corner of the party.
I....
...um......
Nope, I've got nothin'...
WAIT! That's IT! I'll write a blog about the things I DON'T do! That could be a GOLDMINE! Or it could fall flat on it's non-bloggy face. Whatever, it'll be fun!
So, without further ado, I give you WHAT NOT TO ROO! Stay tuned for a detailed list of what you can (and what you shouldn't) expect from this crazy thing!
